So last night, while I was having my usual nightly chat with Maximus about the state of the union and other pressing matters (is spray cheese a dangerous weapon? discuss), I noticed a little blinking red light on the old Macs I've assembled into one supercomputer capable of destroying, if not the world, at least Cleveland in quistie's basement.
Naturally, I made my appeal. And then this video began making the rounds of the internet:
Guess it wasn't the government watching me after all. Should've figured. They'd have been far more obvious about it.