1) Orange Chucks, blue laces, women's, low-top, size [REDACTED]
2) Western Digital Passport Drive, 500 gb, red to match my eyes
3) Jayne hat, hand-crafted
4) Nerd Shirt from thenerdmachine.
5) Bic mechanical pencils
6) The head of my archnemesis on a stick
8) Season 2 of Dollhouse
You'll notice that I did not include Dr. Pepper on this list, as Dr. Pepper is not a gift, it is the lifeblood from which all creativity springs and therefore I shouldn't have to wait until Christmas to receive it.
Maximus would like everybody to know that he has seen this list and can vouch for its authenticity.
Is there anything I am missing from this list, dear readers? Best suggestion might get a sneak peek of Chapter 43 of Fates!
Even though the list is real (yes, even numbers 6-8), I'm totally joking here. I promise you, I am nowhere near as entitled as I come off, I just have fun being pompous and if I acted anywhere NEAR this entitled to the real Ma O'Scanlin, rest assured that I wouldn't be able to sit proper for a week.