So I don't know if I'm actually going to write this, but if I do, I have ideas in mind that combine one of the few episodes of Doctor Who I've seen (sorry, Liam!), a tasteless Osama Bin Laden joke, and possibly an irrational fear of lizards. Who exactly fears the lizards, I haven't decided yet. Crystal and I have a deal that both of us will write a story, as the Cabal has been after me to write Adorable Psycho for months.
But either way, I cut a short video to be funny, and I'm finally sharing it here: