Frequently Asked Questions

Good news, everybody!

So the other day, somebody asked for what seemed to be the millionth time, what SWP means. Perfectly understandable, mind you, as what is more important than SWP? I can't really think of anything. But it got Frea and myself to thinking (always a dangerous thing). As enjoyable as it is to proselytize to our readers about the glories of SWP, it is terribly inefficient. I mean, wouldn't it be better to just have an explanation everybody can look at whenever they want for what SWP stands for, than to have to explain it every time somebody asks?

The answer is yes, yes it would be better.

We decided, then, that perhaps what Castle Inanity needs is a list of Frequently Asked Questions. All good websites need a FAQ. It's a sign you're moving up in the world, you know. So Frea went off and created a separate page located in the header, where you see the other pages the blog has (such as the eBooks and Fates Guide).

Now we have a FAQ. It answers your questions on the meaning of SWP, the purpose of the progress bar, and other important questions related to the running of this blog and the exploitation of its staff. And all in a hilariously amusing manner.


So please, if you have a question about a term you maybe don't understand, or a question about when such and such story will be updated, or how much it's going to cost to buy my soul back from Frea, please check the FAQ first. And if you don't see your question answered there, let us know. We may just deem it important enough to add to the list.


  1. Anonymous10.12.10

    Just one question. If Frea stole a time machine, does that make her the Doctor? Because that would be awesome.

    An FAQ is a great idea. Plus it really make this blog sound important.


  2. I'm not a Doctor, I just play one on TV.*

    *this is a blatant lie. The last time I was on TV, I jumped out of the shot so fast my host laughed at me.


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