Takes drink of vodka tonic. Hello, my little ferrets. It's Daddy Liam again, with my third blog entry on this blasted interweb thing. It's been a while, so I thought I would pop in, hit on your girlfriends, tell you what's the what, and make a few random musings.
First off, my internet at home is kaput, and I've not been to the library in ages, so sorry I haven't made good on any writing promises yet. I probably will soon. Or not, hell if I know. What do you people want from me, consistency? You want that, go talk to Frea.
Anywho, I've been pondering my status in The Cabal. Yeah, technically I'm cofounder along with mxpw, but really, Frea and crystal have usurped me in that role. And really, what do I have in common with these brilliant folks? I don't watch or listen to anything regarding "Glee". Because, contrary to popular belief, I'm not a 16 year old girl. Hell, quite frankly, I don't even know why I like Chuck most days. It's not like the writing on the show has ever been any good. Sarah is portrayed as an emotional invalid. Not like she's given any good material. I mean, she could be a great actress, the next Katherine Hepburn, but after three seasons of bad writing and plotlines, the hell if I can tell. And really, is there anyone among us who doesn't think Jake 2.0 did the basic concept better? And plus, Christopher Gorham is so much hotter than Zac Levi. It ain't even close. Have you seen Covert Affairs? Don't you just wanna snog that boy? I sure do.
Anyone who's ever talked to me or read my fics, I think you know I'm more a fan of what Chuck "should be", not necessarily what it is. That's why my fics are often darker and more violent that the show. Plus, to be honest, I'm kinda just whacked in the head.
Finishes off my vodka tonic. Hey nurse? More medicine, please? Thanks, toots. Anywho, what was I saying? Oh, yeah, I'm the fat kid. I have very little in common with any of the Caballers save Wep, and that's mostly because we're ginormous perverts. Don't get me wrong, I love 'em all to pieces. Would do damn near anything for them, but my tastes are so drastically different. Oh, speaking of which, notice how Wep and I are the last to be interviewed? Says it all, don't you think?
Speaking of which, I'm gonna make a few recommendations in regards to some of my interests.
In case you don't know, I'm an avid horror fan. I mean, I eat, sleep, breath horror. So my first recommendation are the works of H.P. Lovecraft. Now if you don't know who he is, look him up on wikipedia. Along with Edgar Allan Poe, Lovecraft is maybe the single most influential figure in 19th and 20th Century horror fiction. So maybe pick up a copy of "The Road to Madness". It contains many of his best short stories, including "The Alchemist", which I'm attempting to write a screenplay based upon. Speaking of which, if movies are more your thing, check out "From Beyond" or "The Re-Animator". Both loosely based on his tales, and both are freakin' amazing. Also, both of which co-star Barbra Crampton, and she is fine with a capital DAMN.
Lights a cigarette, drinks my vodka tonic. Oh yeah. Take two of these and I ain't callin' nobody in the morning. Know what, this is kinda fun when I talk about stuff I care about. Might do it again sometime.
Anywho, think I best be signing off. This is Daddy Liam, reminding you not to drink and drive. That is, unless you're REALLY careful about it. Also remember, I love you all, but I love your hot sister more.
Hugs, kisses, and cyanide,